I’m a creative director/copywriter with 20+ years ad agency experience. I also happen to believe that although we are not all born with superhero powers, we can acquire them through equal parts stringent training and diligent whining. Incidentally, if I had my pick of any otherworldly power, it would involve meta-ringer karaoke and insta-language translation.

And just in case you were curious, my favorite word from Jabberwocky is “vorpal.”